(Source: myjetpack, via mythologisingme)
How to sew
Step 1: Cut out cloth
Step 2: Find thread
Step 3: Find needle
Step 4: Lose thread
Step 5: Find thread
Step 6: Lose needle
Step 7: Find needle
Step 8: Lose scissors
Step 9: Give up.
(via nerogermanicus)
Yeah, my mom and I always wondered about this too! :-D
(Source: shayshocked, via kouw)
- *Loud banging sound outside*
- Me: "WHAT THE H*LL IS HAPPENING?!"
- Nerogermanicus, matter of factly: "We're all dying". *strums her new ukelele*
(Source: fyeahmanilaluzon, via nerogermanicus)
fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:
I love how the creator misspelled apologize.
I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.
*iz ded*
(Source: oscarwildeyoucheekybastardyou, via kouw)
i misread obamacare as obamacore and thought it was a new subgenre
*iz ded*
(Source: yukkomai, via 142978-deactivated20130206)
